你在舞台演的丑角，是鼻子上一块白，八字眉，三角眼，前贲楼，后马勺，屁大嘴，猪耳朵。丑的一无是处！
你在舞台的台词，成为我出口成章的名言。
走啊！城隍庙老地方，他大舅他二舅都是他舅，高桌子低板凳都是木头，走一步退两步全当没走，------
你在舞台上的朝天凳，成为剧团的经典。
你一定是把腿上的筋抽掉了，一个腿朝天，便是一片叫好的掌声！你是怎样练成的？已成永远的秘密。
你在台下，当木工做布景，问汽车司机要煤油给剧团老师们做饭用，给张三做媒，给李四送暖，把个剧团每个人都当你家人了！
the clo
you pe
fo
o
the stage is a piece of hite o
the
ose, eight eyeb
os, t
ia
gu
eyes, f
o
t ca
dia floo
, back ho
se spoo
, fa
t outh, pig ea
s ugly is
othi
g! you
li
es o
the stage have bee y fao o
ds go! to
god's teple old pce, his u
cle, his to u
cles a
e all his u
cle, high tables, lo stools a
e all ood, take a step backa
d to steps, but
ot to go you
be
ch o
the stage bees the cssic of the pa
y you t have take
out the te
do
o
you
leg a leg faci
g up to the sky is a good appe! ho did you p
actice it? it has bee a sec
et fo
eve
he
you a
e o
ki
g as a ca
pe
te
u
de
the stage, ask the ca
d
ive
fo
ke
ose
e to ok fo
the teache
s of the t
oupe, atchake
fo
zha
g sa
, a
fo
li si, a
d t
eat eve
yo
e i
the t
oupe as you
faily!
那年，河边练功，你一个跟头低得离地一巴掌高！窝到地上把胳膊脱臼了，那一瞬间，二丑的台词来了！哇，还真哭了，眼泪如雨，倾盆大雨！韩老师，快来救救我吧，我家里还有一个老婆三个娃，全靠我吃喝拉撒！今天要是完了蛋，一家大小嘴朝天！要是今天归了西，老婆一定是人家的！此时，只听一声大吼，闭嘴！韩老师把他的胳膊向下一拉，向上一推，只听嘎巴！那个掉了的胳膊竟然好了！
that yea
, he
you p
acticed by the
ive
, you e
e as lo as a sp f
o the g
ou
d! nest to the g
ou
d to dislocate the a
, that oe
t, to ugly li
es! o, i' c
yi
g tea
s a
e like
ai
it's
ai
i
g cats a
d dogs!
ha
, e a
d help e i have a ife a
d th
ee child
e
i
y faily they all depe
d o
e to eat a
d d
i
k lhasa! if today's egg is ove
, a faily ill face the sky! if i
etu
to the est today, y ife t be soeo
e else's! at this tie, jt liste
to a
oa
, shut up!
ha
pulled his a
do
a
d phed it up, o
ly liste
i
g to gaba! that lost a
is all
ight!
改革开放的那年，你拍了胸脯对领导说，没问题，咱县罐头厂的产品我推销，我家在长安，那里人傻钱多没妈哒！
领导信了他，便一个卡车拉了双河罐头厂的货，直奔长安！
不成想，改革开放的头几年，长安的经济还不是那么发达，要罐头的人多，没钱，便打欠条，今天你欠我的，明天我欠他的，经济账搞得一塌糊涂！有一天，实在没有生意，二丑便支起了麻将桌，打牌赢罐头！硬是把销售罐头变成一场追杀讨账的活话剧！一群讨账的把二丑的家围了个水泄不通，二丑的功夫好直接飞到房顶，砖头瓦杂飞向二丑，躲来躲去一个脚没能站稳，人下去了！一条腿断了！有人报警了，警察来把他送医院，后来拉到监狱，折腾到人不行了，又拉会他家，躺在床上，老婆不给吃，不给喝，艰难的每日流泪，嘴里天天念念不忘的是剧团！各个老师叫了个遍！想念，想念！想起可怜的小虎，不知现在如何了，便把自己的儿子名字改为【小虎】后，便永远的离开人世。
我最最敬爱的老师，二丑！我永生永世都会记得你，你对我的爱，竟然用我的名字给你的儿子！我无言以对。
i
the yea
of
efo
a
d ope
i
g up, you cpped you
chest a
d said to the leade
s, "
o p
oble, i' selli
g the p
oducts of ou
u
ty ca
e
y y faily is i
cha
g'a
, he
e people a
e stupid a
d have
o o
ey"! the leade
believed hi, the
a t
uck pulled the shua
ghe ca
e
y goods, st
aight to cha
g'a
!
i
the fi
st fe yea
s of
efo
a
d ope
i
g up, the e
oy of cha
g'a
is
ot so developed the
e a
e a
y people ho a
t ca
s if they do
't have o
ey, they have to pay i
a
ea
s today you oe e, too
o i oe hi, a
d the e
oic aou
t is i
a ess! o
e day, he
the
e as
o bi
ess, e
chou set up a ahjo
g table a
d o
the pot by pyi
g ca
ds! jt tu
the sale of ca
ed goods i
to a live py of chasi
g afte
the dead a
d aski
g fo
o
ey! a g
oup of begga
s besieged the hoe of the to ugs the to ugs' ku
g fu as so good that they fle di
ectly to the
oof the b
icks a
d tiles fle to the to ugs, hidi
g a
d hidi
g they uld
't sta
d fi
people e
t do
! o
e leg is b
oke
! soeo
e called the police, a
d the police cae to take hi to the hospital te
, he as take
to the p
iso
he as so f
t
ated that he uld
ot help hiself the
he ould pull his hoe a
d lie o
the bed his ife ould
ot give hi food o
d
i
k he ould c
y ha
d eve
y day he ould
eve
fo
get the t
oupe! eve
y teache
has called it out! iss, iss! thi
ki
g of the poo
little tige
, i do
't k
o ho it is
o, so i cha
ged y so
's
ae to "little tige
", a
d the
i ill die fo
eve
y favo
ite teache
, e
chou! i ill
eebe
you fo
eve
, you
love fo
e, eve
ith y
ae to you
so
! i have
othi
g to say
你长的很丑，但是你的心很美！
you a
e ugly, but you
hea
t is beautiful!
。