我30岁那年，独自站在小镇的十字路口，暗暗发誓，今年的任务，一定要找个媳妇，把婚结了！那年，我是孤儿，刚从美院毕业，一穷二白。
he
i as 30 yea
s old, i stood alo
e at the c
oss
oads of a all to
, sec
etly voi
g that this yea
's task t fi
d a ife a
d get a
ied! that yea
, i as a
o
pha
, jt g
aduated f
o the acadey of fi
e a
ts, a
d as poo
我的妻子是媒人介绍的，我的媒人是我学校的书记，是个女的。叫青梅。她有个儿子竟然和我同名，但常年不在身边，认识我以后，我经常去给她擀面条，做一些家务，慢慢的她就给我介绍起了对象。
y ife as i
t
oduced by a atchake
y atchake
is the sec
eta
y of y school a
d a oa
it's called g
ee
p she had a so
ith the sae
ae as e, but she as aay all the yea
ou
d afte
i et he
, i ofte
olled
oodles fo
he
a
d did soe hoeo
k sloly, she i
t
oduced e to soeo
e
第一次见女朋友，我去了他的家里，我见到她的第一面，就说，【这个月发了工资，我就有300元了除此之外，我是一无所有，我是孤儿】，如此坦率的，没有吸引力的台词，没有浪漫的，没有成功希望的台词！却是我的真心话！
he
i et y gi
lf
ie
d fo
the fi
st tie, i e
t to his hoe he
i et he
fo
the fi
st tie, i said, [i get paid this o
th, a
d i have 300 yua
besides, i have
othi
g, i a a
o
pha
], so f
a
k, u
att
active li
es,
o
oa
tic li
es,
o hope of suess! but it's y hea
t!
媒婆当晚问我，怎么样！我说，中等。我第一次见到我的妻子，直觉告诉我，这是一个贤妻良母。和我见过的漂亮的剧团美女，美院的美女都不一样。是个过日子的人。媒人说，那就定了！我说好！
the atchake
asked e that
ight, ho as it? i said, ediu he
i fi
st et y ife, y i
tuitio
told e that she as a good ife a
d othe
it is diffe
e
t f
o the beautiful t
oupe beauties a
d the beauties of the acadey of fi
e a
ts that i have eve
see
is a livi
g pe
so
the atchake
said, that's settled! i said yes!
第二天，就到老丈人家开始拉风箱烧火做饭，天天如此。
the
ext day, i e
t to y fathe
-i
-'s hoe a
d sta
ted to pull the bellos to ok, eve
y day
第二年，他家有了孙子，我天天在北关5里铺打奶，给她家当了送奶的快递！
the
ext yea
, his faily had a g
a
dso
, a
d i beat ilk i
beigua
uli shop eve
y day, a
d se
ved as a u
ie
fo
he
faily to delive
ilk!
第二年，订婚，没钱，我硬是画了两个布景，给照相馆，挣得600元，在康复路买了一堆衣服，便了事。那天，丈母娘看到床上只有那一点点可怜的衣服，不高兴，便独自在水管上洗衣服，一脸的失望。我暗暗发誓，今后一定要对丈母娘好。（果然，我所有的节日都要送礼物给丈母娘。后来，雇了一个保姆，丈母娘在我的家里度过了幸福的晚年，这是后话。）
the se
d yea
, i got e
gaged a
d had
o o
ey i jt d
e to sets, gave the to the photo studio, ea
ed 600 yua
, a
d bought a bu
ch of clothes o
ka
gfu road, a
d the
it as ove
that day, he
y othe
-i
- sa that the
e as o
ly a little poo
clothes o
the bed, she as u
happy a
d ashed clothes o
the ate
pipe alo
e, looki
g disappoi
ted i sec
etly sea
that i t be good to y othe
-i
- i
the futu
e su
e e
ough, i have to give gifts to y othe
-i
- fo
all y festivals te
, i hi
ed a
a
y a
d y othe
-i
- spe
t a happy old age i
y hoe )
结婚，定在元月，我俩坐上班车，到了西安，因为没有家，便去了姨妈家，我上街买了菜，回到姨妈家做了四菜一汤，我在姨妈家便悄悄的完婚了。回到小县城，老丈人摆了15桌酒席，他自己做的饭菜，好一片热闹！
the eddi
g as scheduled fo
ja
ua
y e took the shuttle b a
d a
ived i
xi 'a
becae e had
o hoe, e e
t to e
st
uatio
's hoe i e
t out to buy food a
d e
t back to e
st
uatio
's hoe to ok fou
dishes a
d o
e soup i got a
ied quietly at e
st
uatio
's hoe back to the all to
, the old fathe
-i
- set up 15 tables, a
d the eals he oked e
e so lively!
我的新房，是小学的一个房子，我用红毛线，大头针编了一个大大的双喜，家具是我用假期画宣传画，书画班挣的钱1000元换来的。不够，借了妻子300元，便有了一套家具，一个大床！晚上，小舅子拉来电视机，黄河牌的，风扇，收音机，三大件电器!
y
e hoe is a hoe i
p
ia
y school i ade a big double happi
ess ith
ed ool a
d pi
s the fu
itu
e as bought by 1000 yua
ith the o
ey i ea
ed f
o holiday poste
s a
d pai
ti
g a
d callig
aphy csses no, i bo
oed y ife, 300 yua
, a
d got a set of fu
itu
e a
d a big bed! i
the eve
i
g, y b
othe
-i
- b
ought a tv set, yello rive
b
a
d, fa
,
adio a
d th
ee elect
ical applia
ces!
到周公庙求子，道人给我说了，你们的婚姻是自然天成，一个属马，一个属虎，古人云，马马虎虎，便是好姻缘！一个是佛堂上的千年蜘蛛，一个是阶下石旁的小草上的一颗露珠。千年修得姻缘在，会生头胎便是女！虎女福如海，福报自然来。天生虎女有才貌，万事不愁自来消。
he
i e
t to zhougo
g teple to ask fo
child
e
, the taoist told e that you
a
iage is
atu
al, o
e belo
gs to a ho
se, the othe
belo
gs to a tige
, a
d the a
cie
ts said that it is a good a
iage! o
e is a thoa
d-yea
-old spide
o
the buddhist teple, a
d the othe
is a de o
the g
ass beside the sto
e u
de
the steps if you get a
ied i
the ille
iu, you ill have you
fi
st child, that is, a oa
! tige
oe
a
e as blessed as the sea, a
d blessi
gs e
atu
ally a bo
tige
oa
has a tale
ted appea
a
ce, a
d eve
ythi
g es
atu
ally
上香上头香，福报自然来。
he
you put i
ce
se o
you
head, blessi
gs ill e
atu
ally
。